Day: September 21, 2022
Mom’s Little Thug
Dispatch: Calling all cars… we’ve got a new APB for all cars. All officers please be on the lookout for a perp wreaking havoc around town. Subject is male, white, between 18 and 24 months, height between 30 and 35 inches, no weight given. Last seen wearing gray sweatpants, red Crocs, and – I think…